Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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