dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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