First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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