I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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