we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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