I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
if i died would you start the facebook group?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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