id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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