dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I am available for nakedness
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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