yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Please don't give away my fajitas
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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