and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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