I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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