That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Randomize
