is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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