even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Are we still banned from the library?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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