I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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