your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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