thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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