S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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