What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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