Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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