Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Four minutes until I can fart!
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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