another moral hangover. fuck.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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