Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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