She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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