That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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