One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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