when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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