on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
smell my finger.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I FOUND THE LEGS
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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