I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
