it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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