My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
When did angry sex become our thing?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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