Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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