Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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