so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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