apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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