I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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