If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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