Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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