once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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