I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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