the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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