needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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