For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
you made out with another girl for some wings
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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