After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i dont even know how to be here
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize