What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she looked like the before picture.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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