And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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