Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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