so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
