I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
In the future we'll all be gay
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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