chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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