Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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