you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
