if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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