she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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